Thursday, August 21, 2014
Thursday, August 21, 2014
hellyesimthatgirl:

cosbysweaterparty:

thebluelip-blondie:

postracialcomments:

QTNA

SPREAD THIS THE FUCK AROUND

THIS IS IMPORTANT DO NOT LET THEM PUT MICHAEL BROWN ON TRIAL FOR HIS MURDER

And why, on here, does it claim (lie) that he stole blunts/cigars, when first they lied, saying he stole candy?
Oh yeah, because they want to imply that he smoked weed - because obviously, that somehow makes his life worth even less.
Thursday, August 21, 2014
Thursday, August 21, 2014

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have turned

Thursday, August 21, 2014

alltimechemicalkilljoy:

the-tv-light:

lookatthewords:

goatsy:

Reblog if your cramps have ever

  • made you vomit
  • lasted between 2-3 days
  • stopped you from being able to walk or run
  • made you cry

It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

add

  • woken you up at night the pain was so bad

also

  • made you pass out

don’t forget

  • made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support
Thursday, August 21, 2014

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

image

Well now we do

Thursday, August 21, 2014
sushinfood:

ceaselesslyme:

tastefullyoffensive:

[alphabitch]

I thought this was a metal statue

instead it’s a fucking metal as hell dog
Thursday, August 21, 2014
alittle-mongoosey:

cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD


the fuck, i cant even go cross eyed
Thursday, August 21, 2014
Thursday, August 21, 2014

wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka
Thursday, August 21, 2014
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
Wednesday, August 20, 2014

221bisthenumberforme:

squidyword:

i hate america i’m moving to hawaii

should someone say something

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